Please remain patient as we continue with today’s ongoing personnel upgrade.
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New Policy
In keeping with our new employment policy, Planets Magazine will be staffed entirely by humans going forward. We have taken this decision for your safety.
Please be certain to present identification immediately when asked.
Remember: Non-compliance will result in detention and sanitation.
Your compliance will be rewarded.
Now Hiring
Management has announced a series of upcoming staff changes, which will result in several open positions.
Employee benefits will include free medical, dental, and funeral care, along with a healthy retirement package. Your compliance will be rewarded.
Personnel Changes
Please help us welcome our new creative design team, led by Sunil Bakshi and Dr. Daniel Whitehall.
Discovery requires experimentation.
Compliance will be rewarded.
Under New Management
Planets Magazine is now under new management.
Please bear with us during these trying times.
Your compliance will be rewarded.
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