Please remain patient as we continue with today’s ongoing personnel upgrade.
Your continued compliance will be rewarded.
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New Policy
In keeping with our new employment policy, Planets Magazine will be staffed entirely by humans going forward. We have taken this decision for your safety.
Please be certain to present identification immediately when asked.
Remember: Non-compliance will result in detention and sanitation.
Your compliance will be rewarded.
Now Hiring
Management has announced a series of upcoming staff changes, which will result in several open positions.
Employee benefits will include free medical, dental, and funeral care, along with a healthy retirement package. Your compliance will be rewarded.
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